So what is in your lookalike Louis Vuitton handbag, if you are a girly girl, you will have a makeup bag full to bursting point with eyeliners and lip gloss, eraser and various cosmetic knick knacks like lifting cream, and a razor just in case something sprouts where it should not. You will also have tampons, shades. some chocolate snacks and a mobile phone, plus keys and a pen. If you can’t find the pen trust us, it will be all twisted up in that choccie wrapping paper. Anyway, everyone desperately needs a pen. Who knows what important info one needs to jot down in a note book, also in the bag. If your style is ditzy, you will not care that much if your handbag reflects your state of mind, spillage does not worry you either.
If you are not ditzy but a hypochondriac you will have aspirins, eye drops, meds for sudden cystitis attacks and migraines, and enough Kleenex tissues for a weeping girl friend abandoned by her no good boyfriend. You will probably find a few hair grips too, and the remains of a half eaten apple, floating somewhere to the left bottom of the bag – you stand by that old adage “an apple a day keeps the doctor away!”
If you are a spiritually inclined, New Age type of chick, not only will you have all the above stuffed in your handbag, but more, because you just can’t do without your mini crystal collection to protect you from bad vibes. You could also have some voodoo love formula floating around the bag’s nether regions – you are looking for an available twin flame, yours was last seen down the local chatting up a peroxide blonde. Perhaps a few sprigs of rosemary to clear up the atmosphere in the office will also be included in the bag contents and you might go for some radionics equipment, you know a matrix style wand in the inner pocket of your bag, you can wave it at someone very annoying and transform them into a toad Harry Potter Style.
Seriously, what is radionics you might ask? if you don’t know you probably are not a super New Age chick after all, but perhaps wised up enough to reach into your bag for a couple of incense sticks should a stressed out office environment require detoxing. Seriously, yet again, what is radionics?
If you are a quantum type, you will realise that everything you can see, touch and smell is one pulsating mass of energy, a zero field of potential, the kind of potential radionics taps into. Radionics was first discovered by the American Physician, Doctor Albert Abrams in the early 20th century as an alternative healing method, it soon showed up as easing mental and sometimes lingering psycho somatic complaints.
As far as radionics is concerned everything and everyone has a frequency, in fact it works on that premise, using various types of instruments to empower thoughts with healing content. Radionics works on the same principles of Bach Flower Remedies, gem essences, the power of colour healing and homeopathy in fact radionics accesses miraculous solutions with all those good vibes.
The first sign of treatment is more energy that is why carrying a small sized radionics wand in your hand bag can be especially convenient when something untoward crops up, like nagging colleagues, or mothers in law. Other uses entail finding your lost keys and dealing with lousy customer services personnel, you just zap them, or the situation, with your radionics wand and hey presto, magical transformation on the spot.
Children and animals also benefit from radionics treatment, so if your office is full of withering rubber plants get that wand out of your hand bag and start working on the crumbling leaves toute suit. Of course you could also surround yourself with crystals, to keep those highly destabilising computer vibes off your back.
The fact is handbags are useful, as are attach cases or duffle bags for the guys. If you think about it you could get yourself into the Guinness Book or Records as the woman who stuffs more into her hand bag than any other girl on this planet. Go on, give it a try, and forget political correctness while you are at it!
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