If you are parapsychology fan loving psychics is easy, they inspire your life, they help you through those “no” moments, they tell you when the boyfriend is going to ring, and get it right. But there are some people who really hate psychics, not because they don’t believe in them but because they do.
Hating anything is pretty soul destroying, but hating psychics is to deny right brain lateral thinking and paranormal fun. In fact, the sceptic is a well known party bore, picking holes in things that goes bump in the night, determined to throw cold water on magic and in the process becoming the most unpopular guy or gal on the block. We believe it is important to teach folks how psychics can be fun, and how going paranormal is an easy way to problem solve.
Force yourself to visit haunted hotels and watch reality ghost hunting shows on cable TV.
Have your hand read at the local psychic fair. While you are at it sport a head scarf and a pair of large hooped earrings to get into the mood.
Force yourself to buy a collection of quartz crystals, packs of tarot cards and a wand.
When someone insists you have “the gift” stop fighting your destiny.
Investigate your gypsy Rose Lee grandma’s love life and be inspired.
If you don’t want to spot the ghost, dress up as one, and scare your mum.
Do not be afraid of Ouija boards, in fact you could try one with a few stable minded yet giggling friends.
If a psychic tells you that you are going to meet a tall, dark handsome stranger, believe them.
If a shady looking character stops you in the street and asks to read your hand, say no. Use your common sense for goodness sake.
When you have your aura read, do not be surprised to learn the truth about yourself.
If you want to know when you will meet your lover for wild passionate sex, trust the psychics when they say it will be around summer.
Avoid up to the minute, new fangled, contemporary type folks posing as psychics, they are probably CIA paranormal investigators.
Once you get your head around your very own psychic foibles, and learn to love what you hate, you will no longer scoff and jeer at metaphysical friends, even if they wave their wands and crystals at you!
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