You like it when a psychic reads your cards, when Gypsy Rose Lee gazes at your palm, but it might be a bit more difficult to take a psychic foot scry on board.
News hot from the press tells us the psychic foot scry is well on its way to becoming a fad. Reflexologists know this, and are highly sensitive to the ankle and toe; they can hold a foot in their hand and pick up a patient’s emotional state. But reading the future well that is another story, and pertains to the scry alone.
Who would have ever thought the future is in your instep and all Gypsy Rose Lee would have to do is squint at your toes to read your future; in fact she might palpate them knowing their shape and colour fulfils your destiny! The fourth toe for example is all about how you get on with people, and twitches if you are into bickering more than peacemaking. However, best not to get too corny, because the hard skin under your heel suggests you could be belligerent, or just plain quarrelsome.
It might not be difficult to guess that someone with big feet will be down to earth, but who could have imagined the petite foot pertains to an arch manipulator who will get you running errands before you know it. So all you Cinderella’s out there eat your hearts out. it was never the ugly sisters, it was you all along!
Joking aside, to familiarise yourself with the psychic foot scry, check out “The Foot Reading Coach” by champion foot predictor Jane Sheehan. Jean reads the tootsies of the rich and famous. When Helen Hawkes interviewed her for Sunday Telegraph Jane told her.
“David Beckham: “He has wide feet which means he is hardworking and always on the go, and can’t sit still for a minute. He is a multi-tasker. He definitely thinks more than he is letting on, too.
Posh Spice: “Looking at the second toe, which relates to feelings, Victoria is very sensitive.
“Her fourth toe, which is about family, relationships and communications shows she is happier being with people she has known for years but, recently, she’s got a lot better at knowing when the time is right to cut people loose.”
Cameron Diaz: “Her flat feet show she is sociable and doesn’t want to spend too much time on her own.
“She’s got a well-developed sense of fun and she’s sensitive to other peoples’ ideas.”
So if you decide to go for a psychic foot scry, watch the psychic roll up those sleeves and get those hands moving across your instep, hoping against hope she does not predict fallen arches! (1014)