You are sick to death with the status quo; you want some supernatural fun, even experience a paranormal high as a result of your livelihood. You certainly do not want to stick with that mainstream job, perhaps you want to try a career as a Kahuna and practice white magic in Hawaii. In short, you are looking for a metaphysical activity to earn a living.
How about applying to the private “Mars One” project currently looking for astronauts to live on Mars in 2023. You would have to go through significant training obviously, in fact seven years of testing before leaving for the Red Planet on a rocket. But think about it, it would be the maximum experience, unrepeatable in fact, and you would become an unsung hero, the best heroes of all!
Another fun career is that of a Paranormal Travel Agency organizing holidays to sacred sites, such as Bodh Gaya in India, where Buddha became enlightened, Czestochowa, Poland with its Black Madonna chapel, Dharamsala, which is the seat of the Dalai Lama in India, or the Ganges in India, sacred to Hindus and a symbol of spiritual purification. Of course there are many more sacred sites, so many you would never be left twiddling your thumbs.
Great you might say, but where do I get the paranormal career training. Well, you could enrol in a Metaphysical University; and also learn all about spiritual counselling, or lecturing about metaphysical events and belief systems on an international circuit. You could also gain qualifications as a past life regressionist, the mother of all metaphysical careers in that it involves digging deep into the unconscious mind, and retrieving long forgotten life experiences and karmic issues. Perhaps you prefer becoming a dream interpreter, a great job with much scope, with more than a paranormal ring to it especially when you analyse those nocturnal visions and “hag” attacks.
If you are a member of Mensa you might decide to become a quantum scientist, you know the folks who understand how this universe actually works. You will be an egg head in maths and a science freak already, so much so you like to argue all night long about the speed of light. Of course you would first need a bachelor’s degree and some natural analytical powers to get your head around the challenges.
You could be of spiritual service in a call centre type job too, answering questions about “soul full” problems; becoming a psychic reader or counsellor coming into the equation in this case, of course hanging out with psychic friends will improve your skills and lift you up to a new supernatural level.
You could also start your very own Ghost Busting Business. Begin the activity as a non profit organisation and get some donations, then start selling specialised ghost busting equipment as you learn web marketing skills to get your show on the road. If you truly want to make it happen, the phantom world will be more than willing to help you so don’t scream if icy fingers touch your face at the dead of night, this is your new career remember?
But perhaps one of the weirdest metaphysical careers you could go for is the Dog Yoga Teacher. Yes folks the Doga caf in London is organising yoga classes for dogs! So even if you don’t have a four legged friend perhaps it is time you got one and start teaching them the lotus position. Well, at least give it a try! Woof, Woof (942)